You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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