can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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