dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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