i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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