Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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