There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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