Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I don't think brook has ever known best
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Randomize
