Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she looked like the before picture.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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