i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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