there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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