yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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