Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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