Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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