I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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