Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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