Dual....:-)
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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