I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
you are never too drunk for berry picking
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
