Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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