3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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