Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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