he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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