then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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