ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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