she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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