You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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