I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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