yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You can make out without kissing
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