Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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