No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
don't judge my taste in strippers
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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