i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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