It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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