did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
you never un-have a 4some
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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