You work out of a Hotel?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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