You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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