I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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