Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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