At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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