Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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