god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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