bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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