Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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