Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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