Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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