Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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