I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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