id be glad to
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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