i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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