I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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