I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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