yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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