So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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