dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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