listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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